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Anti Monkey Butt? May 17, 2008

Posted by Donna in Uncategorized.
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Has this stuff been around for a long time? I was checking out the new Ace Hardware  store by the lake, picking up my usual home improvement gadgets, when I came across Anti Monkey Butt Powder. It got my attention. Cute packaging. Odd name. Time to whip out the reading glasses and further investigate this stuff.  

“With Calamine Powder

Sweat Absorber and Friction Fighter (now they have my attention!)

Anti Monkey Butt® Powder is specially formulated to absorb sweat and minimize frictional skin discomfort.  Helps to keep you dry and comfortable.  Ideal for butt busting activities such as motorcycling, bicycling, horseback riding, truck driving, hiking, hockey, football, and baseball. (well, I can’t say I bust my butt doing any of those things but still…)

Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day (I like to think I do more than sit on my butt all day but I’ll try it).  Don’t let your buns get red.  Use Anti Monkey Butt ® Powder instead!

Made in USA”

Seeing how sweating is pretty much all I do these days I decided to give it a try. I have to admit, I am impressed. It works rather well. As a fluffy person I have those areas that appreciate some anti-friction sweat reducing protection. I just never thought I’d find relief at Ace Hardware for heaven’s sake.




1. Trish (freeepeace) Monaco - May 18, 2008

hahah! at the hardware store of all places? Too funny. I’ve never heard of such a thing. Can’t wait to see what others say. And I can’t believe you tried it! You’re a ROCK!

2. Becky - May 18, 2008

If you hadn’t included a photo of the product, I never would have believed it was real. LMAO!!!! Come to think of it, I think I could use some of that too…

3. Remo - May 21, 2008

That’s almost as good as “Butt Paste.” LOL I wash my hands so many times each day I swear by plain ol’ olive oil or vitamin E oil. Considering the temps lately in AZ, this stuff makes sense.

4. Donna - May 21, 2008

Do you have a weblog? Leave us the link next time:)
Thanks for the comment.

5. Tara Dharma - May 22, 2008

I have lip goop called “Chicken Poop” which of course isn’t really chicken poop, but it catches your attention in the store. Lable says, “100% Free Range Organic Chicken Poop.”

6. Remo - May 23, 2008

Donna: I’m “private” over on AOL because my employer is a doofus who doesn’t read the U.S. Constitution. If you have an AOL screenname, send me an email and I’ll add you in.

I also have a myspace page that isn’t nearly as funny. Most people like it better. Go figure. LOL


7. biochemistry - June 3, 2008

Biochemistry says : I absolutely agree with this !

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